I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.

I’m as pure as the driven slush.

Here’s a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

I’d rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.