Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it.

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.

The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Parents who wonder where the younger generation is going should remember where it came from.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Now is the operative word. Everything you put in your way is just a method of putting off the hour when you could actually be doing your dream. You don’t need endless time and perfect...

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.

When you finally go back to your old home, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood.

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.

When you finally go back to your old hometown, you find it wasn’t the old home you missed but your childhood

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.