God picked me to be his punching bag…so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?

Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

Happy endings are for people that can’t survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.

Meaning, heavy compression lines in his cartilage, severe bruising on his kidneys, liver and lower intestines. Fracture marks on his collar bone, tibia, radius, humerus, scapular, femur and every single one of his ribs have...