We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior