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Rita Rudner  Quotes
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up...

—Rita Rudner

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My mother buried three husbands – and two of them were only napping.

—Rita Rudner

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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them

—Rita Rudner

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Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.

—Rita Rudner

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They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one.

—Rita Rudner

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