I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself “well, that’s not going to happen

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet

It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriages don’t last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?