That’s one of the tragedies of this life – that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.

Film is the greatest educational medium the world has ever known.

You know, Maude . . . somebody meeting you for the first time — not knowing you were cracked — might get the wrong impression of you.

This is the story of two men who met in a banana republic. One of them never did anything dishonest in his life except for one crazy minute. The other never did anything honest in...

When the last dime is gone, I’ll sit on the curb outside with a pencil and a ten cent notebook and start the whole thing over again.

THE POLITICIANIf it wasn’t for graft, you’d get a very low type of people in politics. Men without ambition. Jellyfish!CATHERINEEspecially since you can’t rob the people anyway.THE POLITICIANSure…How was that?CATHERINEWhat you rob, you spend. And...