MMMMugger, you nitwit.” He made m-m-m-m noises with his lips.

Will there be cheese?” asked Chisolm.

You get a purple fire-breathing dragon that has no idea how to fly instead of a cynical mule.

From Chapter 11 “Rainy Day Puppy” (“The Missing Tulip Bulbs”): The next few days were hard on the family. It rained. It was cold. Winter had returned. The puppy grew and gained energy equal to...