I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn’t to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, “I’m going to shit my pants any second!”But the sweating had started, which was followed by the tears. “I’m...

Before we left home, my hair had already started to fall apart. I decided to pull it into a bun high on my head and attach one of those fake hair things that look like...

I found myself surrounded by really old veterans wearing hats that said, “Retired Marine – SEMPER FI.” These hats didn’t appear to fit on their heads, but instead seemed to hover over them.At one point,...

It seemed harmless enough until she misplaced her “Dildo” and started calling the neighbors to ask if she could borrow one of theirs!

The girdle went from just under my breasts to the top of my knees. It cinched me in pretty tight. In fact, it was so tight that when I sat in it and farted, the...

Grandma, everyone out here is bleaching their anuses. What do I do?”Her advice? “Baby, go outside in the sun and squirt a little lemon juice on it.

During our visit, we noticed she was mixing up words. She started referring to Muslims as Mormons. After 9/11, she told Jon and me how it was important for America to stop the radical Mormons...