You’ll be warmer, and I promise I won’t grope you or anything.”Yes, because getting groped by a handsome, charming man hours after getting dumped by a workaholic iceberg was such a repulsive notion.

All men think they’re great kissers. Just like you think you’re the only decent driver on the road.””Maybe, but I am. Amazing kisser. Dangerously amazing. Your panties would, like, disintegrate, I’m such an awesome kisser.

Nice. Wait— so, does he know? Does he know he’s the only person who’s ever flipped your pancake?