I wondered if perhaps I’d gone mad. I had known this man less than twenty-four hours and already I wanted to raise his children.

Well then that’s our date confirmed. I am excited! Most girls want to know if I have long term plans to start a family; you want to know if I like 80s rap. I think...

I didn’t know his age or how he liked his tea, I was wearing a terrible coat and I was drunk as a stoat – but this moment felt like it. The one I’d been...

I was at Gatwick and I was a mess: breathlessly excited, horribly nervous and hoping, praying, that this might be it. That the man who was belted up preparing for touchdown would be the man...

It was the sexual chemistry I wanted more of. It was electric. I’d forgotten what it was like to be with someone who excited you in every sense of the word, who thrilled and frightened...

He walked towards me. My heart was pounding like a nineties warehouse rave.

You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I’ve ever known – but there isn’t a centimetre of you that I don’t think is perfect.

He was what the egotistical part of me had always longed for: danger, sexiness, popularity, style, unpredictability. The kind of man who’d always keep me guessing. Just one night with him and i’d already started...

I’m eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It’s so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

I was going to write a sharp witty email full of devastating one-liners but I suspect you want something nicer than that

Anger had arrived and it was riding a big furious don’t-fuck-with-me horse.

How do you feel about going on a date with me? I’m abroad for another two weeks; you’ve got plenty of time to prepare yourself. It will be the best night of your life, of...

I want you to be with someone who really, really loves you. A wild love! A crazy love! I want yours to be the greatest love story of all time!

I am back in London in a couple of days and looking forward to Sunday. Here is what we are doing. 1. Going to see my favourite mad transgender folk singer at the Roundhouse. 2....