Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Your really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.

It’s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.

I’m not funny. What I am is brave.

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.

Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: hard work – and realizing what opportunity is and what...

If you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.

Women’s Lib? Oh, I’m afraid it doesn’t interest me one bit. I’ve been so liberated it hurts.

Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

I’m sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn’t think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.

I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay to get discouraged. Keeping busy and making optimism a way of life can restore your faith in yourself.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what...

I will never do another TV series. It couldn’t top I Love Lucy, and I’d be foolish to try. In this business, you have to know when to get off.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we’d profit from them.

The more things you do, the more you can do.

I’m happy that I have brought laughter because I have been shown by many the value of it in so many lives, in so many ways.