Just like a man. We’ll just file him away under D for dumb ass and move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Or better yet, S for sicko.

But I can’t stick around and watch you make the biggest mistake of your life.

All the shit you’ve shoveled from stalls in your life is nothing compared to how deep you’re in it now.

Then what are you waiting for?

I’m sorry. It’s just that you’re the last person in the world I’d ever imagine marrying again after ol’ Mr. Flaccid Flagpole.