After a feller gits famous it don’t take long fer some one t’ bob up that used t’ set by him at school

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done

In spite of all our speeding it’s still the style to be late.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.