Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole ‘cousin’ thing

You know we’ve got it bad when a naked and gyrating Channing Tatum can’t solve our problems.

During Basic, sometimes you’re so tired you can’t even get up to piss. You’re pushed beyond whatever limits you had set for yourself. You realize that your body can do things that you never imagined....