There’s a great Lebanese restaurant a few blocks over. They have the best shawarma in the world.” “What’s shawarma?” “You know what a gyro is?” “No.” “Same thing.

On Algebra – “We’re a month into it, and I’m planning to start a real protest movement, one to have X and Y removed from the alphabet. Z is also suspect as far as I’m...

In my family nudity just doesn’t exist; I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way.

Reputations seldom deliver on promises of happiness.

At Chadham High, the safest place to be gay was in the closet.

I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped; so did the box of suds. It instructed me to separate the whites from the coloreds. Laundry will be the...