I’m sorry Sam, but it’s past time for a musical intervention here. You can’t keep listening to this stuff. It wasn’t even remotely good when it was popular, and it certainly hasn’t gained anything over...

Do I look like I’m compelled to do anything? Do I seriously look like anyone could compel me to even bring them a coaster?”She looked me over again. “You look like you’re compelled to cause...

Look how old you are and you’ve hardly made a dent in them. I’ll admit, you seem to have zeal nailed, as well as faith and temperance. Self control? I’ve got my doubts based on...

I try to never miss the Zumba class since I believe comedy is a great way to start your week….It was great fun, although I had to hold myself back from turning it into a...