If Duncan was ever into men then he’s been so far in the closet he’s been living in Narnia.

Hello! Hunk getting naked time. You expected me not to look?

I vow that from this day forward you shall not walk alone. My strength is your protection, my heart is your shelter, and my arms are your home. I shall serve you in all those...

Don’t sound so grumpy. Next thing you know you’ll be whinning and giving me puppy dog eyes.