No one’s family is normal. Normalcy is a lie invented by advertising agencies to make the rest of us feel inferior.

[Ava] had always thought the main relationship in the family was the one between Nancy and her daughters. To have a family, you needed a father, of course, and Jimmy had played that role perfectly...

Every guy seems nice until he’s not.

I just called you corny and said you were wearing a green dress. That’s, like, the least flirtatious thing anyone’s ever said.””I’m willing to believe it’s the least flirtatious thing you’ve ever said.””Why are you...

Well I’m not going to hope that you get hurt, but if you do, remember that you’re my damsel in distress, and no one is allowed to carry you.””I don’t remember signing a contract.””All the...

Okay. I’ve got one. Do you think Pluto should still be considered an actual planet in its own right?””Much better. And yes, I do. I had to memorize the planets when I was in third...