I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment.

Soap wasn’t invented until the Romans, who also invented interesting sex. (Since my editor informs me that a gardening book is not a proper venue for discussions of interesting sex, I will go into this...

That hedge provides almost complete privacy from cars and pedestrians, and I would bet he and his wife do it more than the national average.

She said that the planting of trees, like the education of children, was a gift to the future.

A daffodil bulb will divide and redivide endlessly. That’s why, like the peony, it is one of the few flowers you can find around abandoned farmhouses, still blooming and increasing in numbers fifty years after...