We’re interested in the mass-merchandising of anything. If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we’d market them too

I gotta tell ya, you’re fired!

Once you decide to work for yourself, you never go back to work for somebody else.

Although we anticipate a good performance in the current financial year, shareholders should not expect the same level of result as we have reported for the year to 30 June 2005.

As part of this agreement we will sell significant volumes of this new product in the financial year to 30 June 2007.

I don’t think too many people would want my job. I’m a bit of a nutter.

The money coming into the game [football] is incredible. But it is just the prune-juice effect – it comes in and goes out straight away. Agents run the game.

Whoever I pick as my apprentice, has gotta fit in at my company.

You’re a lightweight. You’re fired.