When all else fails, complicate matters.

The way to a man’s heart is through his chest.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

Definition of ‘Free’: You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.

The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.

I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.

There are two types of people in the world, and I’m one of them.

I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.

Life is like an analogy.

No one pays me to be nice.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

Violence is the first refuge of the violent.

You can’t look dignified when you’re having fun.

There will be pages. Lots and lots of pages. Most of the pages will have letters on them, and a vast majority of these letters will be in the Roman alphabet.

Where can I get some tat? I’d like to trade it in.

Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to.””No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission.””We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.

No, they can’t. They can’t be Luke Skywalker.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

Remember us. Remember us as we used to be, before the universe turned against us. Young, beautiful, strong, brave, admirable, loved, loving…’ –Alema Rar