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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.Cold pie was highly esteemed by the remains. –Rev. Dr. Mucker(in a funeral sermon over a British nobleman)Cold pie is a detestable American comestible. That’s why I’m done –or undone — So far from that dear London.(from the headstone of a British nobleman in Kalamazoo)

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