If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.

Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy.

Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747.

Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.