Exterior: the jungle. Interior: Dark night of the white man’s soul.

The Chinese used gunpowder to make fireworks for celebrations, and the white man came along and said, Holy shit, we can use this to kill people. What better way to celebrate than that?

Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men, we didin’t have any kind of prison. Because of this, we didn’t have any delinquents. Without a prison, there can’t be no delinquents. We had...