The only difference between falling in love and being in love is that your heart already knows how you feel, but your mind is too stubborn to admit it.

Jesus, kid, you’re almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

I’ve always wanted to work with Warren Beatty.

He would have shaved the centaurs, dipped them in honey, covered them with feathers, and hung them up like a bunch of pinatas. I’m just saying.” – Warren