My son is very trendy and with-it, and he was the one who showed me ‘Gummo.’

It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s forgotten.

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!” – Calvin”Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting.” – Calvin’s mom

Being trendy is dangerous. I’ve never been trendy, which is why I’ve never really fallen out of favour.