When last I checked, you were a sorcerer, not a Jedi.””You’ve seen Star Wars?””Seen it and denounced it.””You’ve denounced Star Wars?”She looked me straight in the eye and said, “Hollywood should not glorify witches.””I think...

There was almost a flicker of humanity in the man. The kind of human who pulled wings off flies as a kid, but still human.

Men don’t ask other men if they’re getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building kung fu master fearless of ever being mugged.

I looked at Judith. “This sounds strange, but I don’t suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea pass by this way?””No,” she replied. The polite voice of reasonable people scared...

But it’s not healthy!” replied the Hag. “A mortal and a god sharing the same flesh?””You know, this isn’t why we’re here. I can get abuse pretty much wherever.””Yeah,” sighed the Maid, “but I bet...