I’m totally not into the girl-on-girl thing, but I know an attractive pussy when I see one.

I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.

If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.

He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog?

I’m not playing at all. And f**k you, you’re trying to pull me into vagina talk. I won’t do it. I don’t have feelings. None at all. And I’m keeping it that way.

You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.

Panties are a privilege, not a right.

Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?