Holy crap. Is that an elephant penis?

I’m totally not into the girl-on-girl thing, but I know an attractive pussy when I see one.

I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.

I got a body covered in scars, but then who doesn’t? If you don’t have a few scars, you haven’t really lived.

If it’s that jerk, he’s going to see my gun. ‘My body is a weapon.’ Dumb sh*t. I bet my gun can take out his body really damn quick.

I want to fuck, too, baby. I want to fuck all night long.

Ah, but that’s because you don’t understand the power exchange. Note that I used the word exchange. Listen, there are as many different ways to practice BDSM as there are people who practice it. I...

Those girls in the magazines are airbrushed and way too thin. The camera adds pounds so those girls are so skinny I wouldn’t be able to fuck them for fear I would break them. I...

I can let go of the twenty-three-year-old idiot who didn’t realize just how much he could love you. I can. He’s gone. I can let go of the man who was so tied up in...

We’re going to do this my way. We tried yours and it didn’t work, so I’m taking control. I should have done it in the first place.

Maybe she should stop reading those damn romance novels. They were giving her crazy expectations.

He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog?

I think it’s weird how vanilla people just jump into a bed and fuck and don’t ever relish the moment, don’t talk to each other about what works and what doesn’t. So many people just...

I’m not playing at all. And f**k you, you’re trying to pull me into vagina talk. I won’t do it. I don’t have feelings. None at all. And I’m keeping it that way.

I look at sex differently than most people. It’s an exchange, and it should be good for both parties. I don’t want you to spread your legs and let me have you because you want...

You should be cuddling with her. I can’t believe I just said that. Cuddling makes me want to vomit a little, but apparently women like it.

That doesn’t sound very submissive…

Panties are a privilege, not a right.