I bet my sperm listens to your sperm just about as good as I listen to you. My sperm is also very impatient. It ran to that egg. Little Sam is gonna be a handful.

I know. I put it on her finger. You can see that fucking diamond from space.

I don’t think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you instead. It was an awful day. When it does cross my mind, I turn it around and think about...

I can pat your back and try really hard not to get an erection.

It’s just a little guy-liner,