Woman! Come out! I have—” She looked down at the bloodless grass, embarrassed. “I have come to rescue you,” she finally said, as if admitting that she were covered in boils.

Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Conversation between a princess and an outlaw: “If I stand for fairy-tale balls and dragon bait–dragon bait–what do you stand for?””Me? I stand for uncertainty, insecurity, bad taste, fun, and things that go boom in...