That girl is a grade one a-hole with a severe attitudinal problem.

Opium: that terrible truth serum. Dark secrets guarded for a lifetime can be divulged with carefree folly after a sip of the black smoke.

In November, when our nation remembers her fallen soldiers and honours the lost youth of my generation, the Prime Minister, government leaders and the hollow men of business affix paper poppies to their lapels and...

Her chances of a decent marriage were about to be dashed-and all because of a ferret.

What makes you think what happened to you on Earth wasn’t an adventure?

I’d been doing everything to please everyone else and some imaginary me.