I can’t relate to your razzle-dazzle, your wish for voluptuous when my symphony is spanx.

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

When a woman is plain, people say, ‘What beautiful eyes you have, beautiful hair.

Do you think, because I am poor, obscure, plain and little, I am soulless and heartless? You think wrong! – I have as much soul as you, – and full as much heart! And if...