I was just about to pull out the gun for you to play single-player Russian Roulette.

The door is shut?

Did you see him eat?

You have naked angels running around your house,” Jenna continued through her laughter. Gabby laughed louder.

Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.

The plot thickens!” Gabby exclaimed for comedic relief.

Okay, I deserved that,” I admitted.

You’ve left me alone to deal with this situation, and now we’re being dealt the consequences.”I swore I heard Tom growl. I actually pulled the phone from my ear to stare at it to make...

Only hurts when I breathe or blink or exist, if I’m being honest.

’Cause Desperado is so much better than Melvin.