NBC’s priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there’s me.

If I hadn’t been so outspoken, Jimmy Carter wouldn’t have wanted me.

He who lives for nothing costs the lives of many, but he who lives for something greater than himself preserves those he loves.

You’re going to die tomorrow. You’re going to die, because I am going to kill you Jimmy

Also I could hear Amanda’s voice: Why are you being so weak? Love’s never a fair trade. So Jimmy’s tired of you, so what, there’s guys all over the place like germs, and you can...

What did your mom say?””She said I better not be pregnant.”Janie snorts. “What the hell is wrong with our parents, anyway? Wait — you’re not, are you?” “Of course not! Sheesh, Janers! I may not...