Why do firemen wear jackets? I wouldn’t think they’d get cold running around in burning buildings.

Put too many one-size-fits-all jackets on Americans and the place explodes.

For if we’re destroyed, the knowledge is dead…We’re nothing more than dust jackets for books…so many pages to a person…

I want to design sleeveless jackets for armless men. I’m still trying to work out how they would zip it up though.