We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids ‘Timmy Has Two Dads’. Except I don’t think they have one called ‘Timmy Has Two Dads and One of Them Was Evil’....

I know I told you once that whether God exists or not, we’re on our own. But when I’m with you, I’m not.

I was going to put what birthday it was on the sign,” he said, “but Jace said that after twenty, you’re just old, so it doesn’t matter anyway.”Jace stopped with his fork halfway to his...

If we’re going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don’t know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of...

As far as I’m concerned, this is the worst thing that’s happened since I found out why Magnus was banned from Peru.

Missing, one stunningly attractive teenage boy. Answers to ‘Jace’ or ‘Hot Stuff

He’s my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours.

Come on,” he said. “Let’s get back to Alec before he decides Isabelle and Simon are having sex off in the caves and starts freaking out.

Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?””I though it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy’s house at night and throw up...

Just ask Clary.