You don’t look well, he pronounced. – Indigestion, I replied. – From what? – Reality. – Join the queue.

Mountains could be what happens when Father Earth eats something that doesn’t agree with him. When he burps, mountains pop up.””That’s absurd,” Keselo said, trying not to laugh.”If you’ve got a better theory, I’d be...

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.