We can get you a throne with snakes. I’ll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the...

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

He’s got mad skills.

My advice to you, my violent friend, is to seek out gold and sit on it.

It’s not easy to kill a mountain goat. He thinks with his spine.