In all seriousness, Archer claims that if you, as a living, alive person, hear the song “You’re the One That I Want” from the musical Grease three times in a single day – seemingly by...

Pork and chicken grease, the aromatics of choice for the Cajun.

They saw me. Milton’s smile curled off his face like unsticky tape. And I knew immediately, I was a boy band, a boondoggle, born fool. He was going to pull a Danny Zuko in Grease...

I don’t even know how many times I auditioned for Danny Zuko in ‘Grease.’