I have always thought foreigners with their unusual skin colours, mad languages and ignorant customs absolutely hilarious, and I think it’s a shame that in recent years its become unfashionable to poke fun at them....

We of alien looks or words must stick together.

Best way to live in California is to be from somewheres else.

If you think it’s bad now, my friend, wait till we reach a town!’ He shook his head and brushed at his tattered, dirty shirtsleeve. ‘Do try to remember we’re visitors-and not welcome ones-if you...

Foreigners don’t want to invest any more in France – and this is not working.

If men were equal in America, all these Poles and English and Czechs and blacks, then they were equal everywhere, and there was really no such thing as foreigner; there were only free men and...

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.

Perhaps, like most of us in a foreign country, he was incapable of placing people, selecting a frame for their picture, as he would at home; therefore all Americans had to be judged in a...

I didn’t plan it,” she said. “I hoped that we would both just know when it was time… That we’d have one of those moments. Like in the movies, foreign movies, when something small happens,...

When I was in London in 2008, I spent a couple hours hanging out at a pub with a couple of blokes who were drinking away the afternoon in preparation for going to that evening’s...

Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that ‘all men are created equal.’ We now practically read it, ‘all men are created equal, except...

Such then is the human condition, that to wish greatness for one’s country is to wish harm to one’s neighbors.