I jumped into a crowd full of “u”s they turned into underscores. Hit the pavement hard.” visualization words

Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was flat. My stomach also used to be flat, but now it looks like a globe is about to be born.

I am not a multimillionaire. I don’t own a yacht or a Ferrari. I live in a 60-square- metre flat. My needs are simple.

You had been a paper boy to me all these years – two dimensions as a character on the page and two different, but still flat, dimensions as a person. But that night you turned...

The Fair Tax Equation: T=I(I(.000001))

I’m all about a flat shoe. It takes a lot to get me into a heel!

A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing.