Yeah, tell me I’m a bottle of single malt scotch, she thought. That’s the way to my heart.

Bathroom door beside you,” and picked up a vase and hit the rising Damon over the head with it. Hard.

Very touching,” said a voice from the stairway. “Do you want me to imitate a violin?” – Damon

It’s not wrong to hustle hustlers. It’s like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore

The city that never sleeps (Damon to Elena S4)

All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of...

Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won’t? – Damon

Come on, it’s an American tradition. Apple soup? Mom’s homemade chicken pie?’ She chuckled in spite of herself, then winced. ‘It’s apple pie and Mom’s homemade chicken soup. But you didn’t do badly, for a...