Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro

Really? Assaulting an officer? That’s a new one for you.” ~ FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro

Well damn, I guess I’ve had a few threesomes and foursomes too. However, I don’t really think that having Ben and Jerry ice cream and umm…BOB, your battery operated boyfriend, constitute as a real threesome...

To order a wife by mail seemed strange to him indeed; so strange he could only open the letters in the confidential cloak of night, undisturbed by even the servants…” Lord Hartford’s thoughts at the...

The best stories come from deep within us and are of us. Either our inner child comes out to play and makes all things possible, or we mold our characters and events from our own...

You know what the secret to a happy life is?””No regrets. Just live in the moment.

Because the further away I got from you, the more it felt like if I kept driving, I would lose you for good and that scared me like nothing else.

Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me a half smile of embarrassment.’Gracie, I’ve been chemically inconvenienced and I...

You’ve got to admit that you live at the center of a vortex that seems to funnel nothing but trouble your way.” ~FBI Special Agent Clive Poole to Maggie Mae Castro

What exactly does the I in FBI stand for?” ~Maggie Mae Castro