Some of the things I think I learned from that were very educational as far as just paying bills – the basics in dealing with a restaurant like that. It was just life – the...

Grilling takes the formality out of entertaining. Everyone wants to get involved.

I don’t want to argue with my wife about her car – or my driving.

Before the boat docked, however, he confessed because he was contemplating running for president, he couldn’t separate from his wife. I believed him when he told me he faced a difficult choice between pursuing personal...

I have this problem in the rebirthing community because it’s so powerful sometimes, I get thrown out because people want to do things a certain way and they are just not open to new ideas,...

I learned more complex ways to manipulate the manipulators, to bring attention to issues about which I felt passionate.

Never live with someone that won the Heisman.

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it still has the longest line!

Through my mind, is just the horror of these people. I had been held by them, I knew how violent they were.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Wolfgang Puck because he helped make a career in food possible for somebody like me. He made food that was really good, but also fun and whimsical.

If we’re going to run for points we need to run in the top-five every week.

I’ve had to recover not only from a single well-publicized incident, but several years of press aftermath.

I saw why people died and how they died. I saw gunshot wounds and liver failure. It was a good learning experience, so I came regularly on weekends and holidays.

Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topical.

There have been some suggestions that if there’s information in this program unflattering toward John Kerry, it should be considered an in-kind contribution to George Bush.

And you probably remember all of those papers and documents that they had published in the newspapers. And, you know, when you look at that, it really was their own little jihad that they had...

America is just downright mean.

The biggest kick I get is to communicate with those who are exiled from the game – in hospitals, homes, prisons – those who have seldom seen a game, who can’t travel to a game,...

Two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle.

I don’t really think that Reggie is going to need that much help. It’s more in the area of the subtle aspects of working broadcasts.

Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck.

I think the prosecution had all the evidence in front of them to have won the case.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.

I mean, they call it Stockholm Syndrome and post traumatic stress disorder. And, you know, I had no free will. I had virtually no free will until I was separated from them for about two...

Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.