If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

Yeah, some of my college friends and I have been tinkering around for years, you know, just for fun.

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.

I’m an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30’s. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are...

I’m the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I’m out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it’ll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to...

Trust and belief are two prime considerations. You must not allow yourself to be opinionated.

Well, obviously, as soon as I’d finished the script I read a lot of books on Winston Churchill, and started to gain weight and really prepare emotionally, mentally and physically for the role.

But then, I just decided to get off my lazy butt and take advantage of the L.A. weather.

Because if you have a strong foundation like we have, then you can build or rebuild anything on it. But if you’ve got a weak foundation you can’t build anything.

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

As I was coming up on the stage, there was one source that could make or break you, the New York Times. Inevitably there would be one actor singled out for a better review, or...

After a certain point it grows to implied as well as articulated threats, and people succumb. My wife did, and she was institutionalized.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

I give a percentage of the earnings to the Motion Picture Home.

It’s a hard call, but I’ve no desire to live my children’s lives. I think my job as a father is to protect them, to allow them a safe place to grow up and to...

So when we finally settled down outside of Seattle I felt totally uncomfortable with that idea.

I could have gone the route of a lot of these former child actors, but I didn’t want that for myself. Like I said, when I was 14 years old, I decided to quit. I...

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish.

Alas! how difficult it is not to betray one’s guilt by one’s looks.

Majesty and love do not consort well together, nor do they dwell in the same place.

Everything is so convenient in New York.

Am I now supposed to go on Oprah and cry and tell you my deepest, darkest secrets because you want to know?

My purpose is to refuel, refresh and rejuvenate moms.

In rating ease of description as very important, we are essentially asserting a belief in quantitative knowledge-a belief that most of the key questions in our world sooner or later demand answers to ‘by how...

Igby was a really good opportunity for me to grow up. The cast was great.

And my father, being a good Swiss puritan, always really insisted that if I was going to be an actor, I shouldn’t just be an actor, I should know about the whole process.

And he moved the tyranny and suppression of freedom to his own country, and they called it the Patriot Act under the disguise of fighting terrorism.

There was something about Marilyn. She couldn’t act her way out of a bag, but she became an icon because something happened between her and the lens, and no one knows what it is.

I’m not interested in wasting money on a project.

I was always enamored with TV shows and movies. But you didn’t grow up in my town and turn into an actor.

When you’re 19 years old, you make $1 million a year, you’ve dated all the coolest people on earth, you’ve hung out with the coolest people on earth.

I guess I’m a little charmed. I never thought this would happen so quick.

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake.

There are ogres and black beasts out there; you have to be constantly on guard.

My sisters are my favorite people on earth.

I have no interest in writing, directing or producing.

The role of the Colonel was not exactly written for me or the role that I wanted to play, but he was written like an imbecile or kind of foolish.

This is definitely the first curmudgeon, no doubt about it.

I always seemed to disappoint them. They expected me to be different than Henry or exactly like Henry. I was neither.

I’ll always be chasing you… Glory.

Take the word of experience, I speak the truth: inaction is safest in danger.

I haven’t done a lot of things in my career that my kids can watch, because they are 8, 6 and 3, and they are pretty young; so given the concepts that the film was...

Then I did Japanese Death Poem. I played seven or eight different characters. It’s the most challenging thing I’ve ever done on stage.

Well, our songwriting process is pretty collective.

I was a bad boy as a child.

Some movies I see today have the most dramatic plot points but the actors are not playing them dramatically.

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

We had no idea… I’m thumbing through a magazine one day and I see Kangaroo Jack, and I see that’s how it is. It’s all about the kangaroo.

My office address and email address are somewhat public info at this point. It was by this method I was contacted for TV Road Trip.

Men still have to be governed by deception.