No, I don’t work here, I’m taking pictures of messy bathrooms for a photo essay on the American West. But I’m always up for clean, so if you want to pitch in, I’ve got Pine Sol and a sponge in my car… It’s that VW microbus parked next to the dumpster, and you don’t need a key, just pull hard.
We always imagine some future self that won’t ever get pissed off — that’ll always go to bed on time, always brush our teeth, always enjoy mind-blowing sex with our spouse on Tuesday night. And yet, Stephen Hawking begs to differ: "We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star."
The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don't smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I've smoked five or six cigarettes my entire life, and each one was fucking awesome. I seriously hope I don't get cancer.