No, I really did. I walked into that room and saw the hottest, sexiest guy I’ve ever seen – wet and half naked. And I said, “E”I know. How am I still single, right?

A and so it is… Beauty fades away but while you have it, use it well, wear it well. It is a treasure to be spent quickly before the magic spell is broken…

E intelligent design people! They’re just buck-toothed, Bible-pushing nincompoops with community-college degrees who’re trying to sell a gussied-up creationism to a cretinous public! No need to address their concerns or respond to their arguments. They...