Sheriff, are you suggestin’ the victom was kidnapped?””I’m only statin’ that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts…

… Will ye be there for him in his time of need, or do you prefer to take your anger with you to the grave?

Ah, how the seeds of cockiness blossom when soiled in ignorance.

Three lights should be fine.” – Zachary”Aye, well if it wis me, I’d want a bloody lighthoose beacon comin’ oot o’ my arse.” – True MacDonald

An older, inebriated Scot who looked like he’d been sitting on his barstool all day looked me up and down, then smelled the air. “Heh, neebr, goat a deid an’mal in yer bac’pac, or iz...