Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

The Sid Caesar Collection.

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.

The remote control changed our lives, … The remote control took over the timing of the world. That’s why you have road rage. You have people who have no patience, because you got immediate gratification....

When we could split the screen, it was like ‘Wow!’

I didn’t allow cue cards because, to my mind, when you’re acting with someone you listen when they speak, … Because then you can push off not just what they say but how they say...

to show your versatility.