God didn’t make Eve from Adam’s rib. He took out half of Adam’s brain by accident.
—Shirley Jump
You stole my heart the day we met, and I’ve never asked for it back.
You know you’re about as forthcoming as a mime.
Do Not Sell My Personal Information
Exercise your consumer rights by contacting us below Privacy Policy
[email protected]
Personalized advertisements
Turning this off will opt you out of personalized advertisements delivered from Google on this website.